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Aug 28, 2014 / 498,363 notes

I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

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Aug 28, 2014 / 328,557 notes

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him
Aug 28, 2014 / 128,175 notes

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

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Aug 28, 2014 / 1,635 notes

edsheeran:

Ed Sheeran remixes ‘Shake It Off’ by Taylor Swift

X

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rlmjob:

she dead
Aug 28, 2014 / 207,751 notes

rlmjob:

she dead

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Aug 28, 2014 / 249,237 notes

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

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darrynek:

turn up
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neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

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Aug 28, 2014 / 320 notes

Awards:
2013 ➜ 2014

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Aug 28, 2014 / 751,547 notes
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Jimmy Fallon pays tribute to Robin Williams on The Tonight Show

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Aug 28, 2014 / 492,207 notes

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

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Aug 28, 2014 / 31,463 notes

Brian Williams reporting on his daughter, Allison Williams, being cast as Peter Pan (x)

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