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Apr 16, 2014 / 71,200 notes

eclecticpandas:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

(via orgasm)

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flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

(via nonsensicalmetwhimsical)

Apr 16, 2014 / 646 notes
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(via carleyya)

Apr 16, 2014 / 253,360 notes

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

(via orgasm)

Apr 16, 2014 / 297,514 notes

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

(via carleyya)

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(via guitarstrum)

Apr 16, 2014 / 191,148 notes

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

image

(via orgasm)

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(via anddreja)

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kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them

(via orgasm)

hellyeahjustlikethat:

I think we both knew.
Apr 16, 2014 / 242 notes

hellyeahjustlikethat:

I think we both knew.

(via l0stinstars)

he-left-me-all-alone:

looking for a tumblr girlfriend
Apr 16, 2014 / 192,340 notes